December 5, 2011
Grover Beach, California
In a STUNNING turn of events, heavyweight champ DANNI CALLIER (todayisawindingroad) has been brutally knocked from her position atop dillonj’s Tumblr crushes, falling off the list entirely. In her place, young up-and-comer jorrwashere surged ahead of perennial favorite ASHLEY MACKENZIE (aka The Canadian Stallion), securing his position as the definitive Tumblr crush. Holdovers from our last post include Jim, troubled, and Ricardo (statehate). This is Johnny’s first appearance on the crushes.