May 2012
Oh.
I was passed over for the McCarthy award. I was a favorite to win it … But my principal didn’t even recommend me.
Thanks, man.
I’m gonna have a ‘Dillon is quitting Subway’ BlogTV party later. JUST A HEADS UP.
An elderly Italian man parked next to me and noticed my Ron Paul sticker.
Him: Do you think he'll win?
Me: No, I don't. But when has that ever been a reason to do something?
Him: Very true.
Me: Warren G. Harding went into the convention with the least amount of popular votes and walked out with the nomination. It can be done. But it's unlikely.
Him: We need someone like him.
Me: Almost everyone I know thinks I'm ridiculous for supporting a lost cause, but I think we must take a stance if we wish or anything to ever change.
Him: We need real change.
Me: We elect politicians who are about 7% different than their predecessors and wonder why nothing gets done.
Him: Thank you for this. I thought no one cared. I have never seen a sticker for him around here. I came to America because I believed in lasting change. I haven't found that to be true here. But thank you for doing it anyway.
I have to decide which college I’m going to by tomorrow and I have no freaking idea.
April 2012
Today is my last shift at Subway.
I just have to make it through these seven hours.
“How can I be reasonable? To me our love was everything and you were my whole...”
– W. Somerset Maugham, The Painted Veil (via pavorst)
I’m about 6’2”.
Thanks to Tumblr, I was up until 3:30 last night.
I’m going to kill you, Matt.
99 unfollows tonight.
You have got to be kidding me.
Just danced explicitly to Starships while on Tiny Chat.
This is my life.
Jared is Matt, fyi.
JARED IS IN THE TINY CHAT
I REPEAT
JARED
IS
IN
THE
TINY
CHAT
HERE'S THE TINY CHAT →
Guys, if we started a Tiny Chat, we could hash this out in like four minutes.
I don’t understand how ONE PERSON can know this much about all of us.
I don’t even know all of this.
guys guys guys guys guys
What if it is EVERYONE who is at the conference SIMULTANEOUSLY trolling us?
What if they set up one account and they just keep taking turns, so that it’s not necessarily ONE person who knows all of us intimately, but instead a HANDFUL of people?
I'm pretty sure Jared is Dillon.
mycupitrunnethover:
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samjeet asked: What if it's Jared? Like, Subway Jared.
IT IS ZACHARIAH
What if I just deactivated RIGHT NOW.
myisrael:
mycupitrunnethover:
None of you would ever sleep again.
Who has used this .gif before?
MY EXACT QUESTION ZACH
BEYONCE GIF
BEYONCE GIF
BEYONCE GIF
IT
HAS
TO
BE
DALETH
Ten bucks to the first person who discovers Jared.
I will keep increasing this by two dollars every fifteen minutes.
Guys.
today-isawindingroad:
mckenziekatherine:
Maybe it’s Matt.
Maybe he has come back from deleting his Tumblr for the 395834t3459th time
Good clue.
He WAS talking to me on Anons earlier….
I didn’t even know he deleted his Tumblr again.
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Anonymous asked: BABY ITS YOU
the best part about this whole thing is seeing the really deep, introspective posts that keep popping up amongst all our “OMG WHO IS HE” updates.
IT’S SUMMER
Suspects:
Ashley
Kaitlyn
Daleth
Jordan
Andrew (either one, really)
Zach
Me?
Probably Danni as well
That other guy
Ben
WHO ARE YOU
WHO ARE YOU
you don’t know me
......................................................
today-isawindingroad:
IS IT ANDREW?
JARED, I FREAKING WORK FOR SUBWAY. DON'T YOU COME...
Okay, guys, let’s look at what we know.
Uses the name “Jared”. DOES ANYONE ON HERE OCCASIONALLY DO THAT?
Says he’s from Wisconsin. What is Wisconsin near? Michigan. Also, Canada.
Uses the phrase “all the awards” liberally. Just like everyone else on Tumblr.
KNOWS ALL OF US INTIMATELY AND SCARES THE CRAP OUT OF ME.
No, wait, it’s PROBABLY KAITLYN.
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I’ve done some investigating.
And I believe the culprit to be
DALETH LEVI
WHO ARE YOU JARED
today-isawindingroad:
sketchmedesire:
today-isawindingroad:
mycupitrunnethover:
Tea and all organic soup for lunch tomorrow.
Brushing my teeth with all natural fluoride free tooth paste.
Pretending to plan my dream vacation to Vancouver.
THIS IS A FARCE.
THIS IS NOT REAL.
FREAKING ASHLEY
THIS IS YOU ISN’T IT
Lol I read this and had to think about if I wrote it or not.
“Jesus never mentioned homosexuality once. How has it become such an issue?...”
– Aaron Weiss (via joshuasolomon)
If you buy me a car for graduation, I promise to come visit you.
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mycup-itrunnethover-deactivated asked: I swear... I'm on tumblr for four hours and two people have already decided I don't exist? Is this how tumblr treats people? I've been through this once already on Pinterest.
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mycup-itrunnethover-deactivated asked: Hello dillon. I am not trying to steal Danni from you. I would never want to interfere. I hear you love Ron Paul AND Jesus. Right on man. Right on.
Would you rather …
Live in British Columbia,
or live in metropolitan Seattle?
people: bro wutever obama's gonna veto the cispa
me: remember when he was going to veto the ndaa lol
me: remember when he wanted to leave iraq lol
me: remember when he didn't like the patriot act lol
people: bro wutever obama skateboarded across stage
me: remember due process lol
people: and then he surfed across stage
Today, my nephew ate gravel.
I want to be black.
