WHAT DOESN’T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER AND A LITTLE TALLER
“I don’t pay you to stand around,” our Subway owner said, as he got into his Mercedes and drove away.
Sometimes if I don’t want to wash a dish at work, I’ll just throw it away.
So, last night, some friends and I decided to drive about ten miles away, to the nearest Cold Stone. We all piled into my friend JoAnn’s Suburban and took off. After being on the freeway for five minutes or so, my phone rings; it’s JoAnn’s mom. Me: Hi Kathy. Her: Dillon. Listen to me. In the front seat, there is an open bottle of wine. Me: Oh. Her: THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW...
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said ‘faster horses’.– Henry Ford
Omg my classmate unfriended me on Facebook. What does this mean.
Most of the time I don’t get the song references Jordan leaves on my posts.
I bought jeans online but they’re too skinny for my luscious thighs. :(
It’s time for another episode of Guess What Dillon is Doing for Fun this Evening.
I do not trust people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you.’...– Maya Angelou (via larmoyante)
Watching 16 and Pregnant:
Girl on TV: I'm just a sixteen-year-old girl, trying to get her GED and make a better life for her son.
Me: Story of my life.
My mother: How is that the story of your life? How? You're not a sixteen-year-old girl. You don't have a son. Do you have a son?
Ended the war in Iraq? Kid, you’ve been watching too much Fox News. The...– Dustin Snyder
Gleypa Okkur // Olafur Arnalds
Tell me I’m not the only one who avoids public places where friends of mine might be.
my teacher: where is your homework?
me: May I deliver it to you through interpretive dance
Me: What type of bread would you like?
Customer: Jalapeno cheese.
Me: We don't have jalapeno cheese.
Customer: Can you take regular white bread and put jalapenos on it?
Me: We don't have any jalapenos left in the store. Our food delivery comes in one hour.
Customer: What are those? Those aren't jalapenos?
Me: Those are spinach leaves.
I wish dating was like slaying. You know, simple, direct, stake to the heart, no...– Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I am absolutely heartsick over a certain Canadian...
Okay, wow, now I know that all I need to do well on this website is post a John Green quote.
Anonymous asked: When have you ever totally let go and gone crazy?
Can you please make a video? I have an inner-ear infection and it would liven my night. Regards, Your Future Husband
Reasons it's okay I failed Calculus
abideinhislove: fallingdownlookingup: I can still pass the semester My grades won’t be bad enough for Calvin to change their admissions decision My scholarships that I got because of my grades don’t get adjusted I will hopefully learn from this and do better in the future God is still good I don’t really care about my class rank I only have seven weeks of school left I failed...
During The Hunger Games
[Katniss is burned]
Mom: Oh, she's gonna die.
Me: There's an hour left of the movie.
Mom: There'll be a long funeral.
It’s tough being gorgeous.– My mother
I leave, and the leaving is so exhilarating I know I can never go back. But then...– John Green, Paper Towns
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Tom, Shannon, Marianthy, Amada, Summer, and I!
Anonymous asked: I will cry if you and Danni don't get married.
I often look at women who wear great jeans and high heels and nice little...– Kate Winslet (via creatingaquietmind)
are lovely, effervescent, ethereal, and unyielding. You are every bit as wonderful as God intended, a miracle of creation bestowed upon those with whom you interact. Remember this: “Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant,...
My coworker is late and I literally passed out earlier during my shift. Let’s hope Subway doesn’t go up in flames.
pratfall: What do they call The Hunger Games in Uganda? Life.
Anonymous asked: Do you really think a Christian should be listening to songs like "Mean"? We're not called to call our enemies "liars".
Because of the LORD’s great love we are not consumed, for his compassions...– Lamentations 3:22-24
Mean / / Taylor Swift Yep.
I swear, if Jennifer Lawrence does not get an acting nomination of some kind, so help me…