i want to buy bose noise canceling headphones but they’re $300 and i need one of you ppl to tell me that’s a bad idea
do you ever forget about your middle name. today i was like “wow dean is my middle name. how cool is that. i could just call myself dean if i wanted to. but i won’t.”
i got my first rejection today but it was actually very encouraging because the agent really enjoyed my letter and passed it on to one of her coworkers! she’s just closing her own submissions soon
*youth pastor voice* girls don’t lead your brothers astray
someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life
Who lives in California? I want to meet a mutual in Cali lol
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.